| Time | Event | Player 1 | Player 2 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:00:00 | MissionStart | ||
| 00:00:23 | Death | HiRez_Bart | |
| 00:00:34 | TeamKill | Marlboro Man | BIGSEX |
| 00:00:34 | Death | BIGSEX | |
| 00:00:34 | TeamKill | Spongebath | anal seepage |
| 00:00:34 | Death | anal seepage | |
| 00:00:38 | FlagGrab | goo-girl | |
| 00:00:42 | TeamKill | Spongebath | --GOVANATOR-- |
| 00:00:42 | Death | --GOVANATOR-- | |
| 00:00:44 | Death | Cut-N-Shoot | |
| 00:00:48 | TeamKill | Spongebath | BOSS_DOGG |
| 00:00:48 | Death | BOSS_DOGG | |
| 00:00:48 | MissionEnd |