| Time | Event | Player 1 | Player 2 |
|---|
| 00:00:00 | MissionStart | | |
| 00:00:05 | Death | monkeyhero | |
| 00:00:05 | PlayerDisconnect | monkeyhero | |
| 00:00:10 | Death | -Tycho- | |
| 00:00:10 | PlayerDisconnect | -Tycho- | |
| 00:00:24 | Death | Blakhart | |
| 00:00:26 | Death | The D_e_V_i_L | |
| 00:00:26 | TeamKill | FecalMatter | The D_e_V_i_L |
| 00:00:26 | Death | Twista1more | |
| 00:00:26 | TeamKill | FecalMatter | Twista1more |
| 00:00:29 | TeamKill | Natalie Portman | FecalMatter |
| 00:00:29 | Death | FecalMatter | |
| 00:00:29 | TeamKill | Natalie Portman | lord thousandeye |
| 00:00:29 | Death | lord thousandeye | |
| 00:00:39 | Death | Natalie Portman | |
| 00:00:39 | TeamKill | FecalMatter | lord thousandeye |
| 00:00:39 | Death | lord thousandeye | |
| 00:00:39 | TeamKill | FecalMatter | Natalie Portman |
| 00:00:40 | SelfKill | FecalMatter | |
| 00:00:40 | Death | FecalMatter | |
| 00:00:41 | SelfKill | high5slayer | |
| 00:00:41 | Death | high5slayer | |
| 00:00:48 | PlayerConnect | Shemale Warrior | |
| 00:01:02 | Death | The D_e_V_i_L | |
| 00:01:02 | Kill | Hayabu | The D_e_V_i_L |
| 00:01:42 | Death | Hayabu | |
| 00:01:42 | SelfKill | Rooster128 | |
| 00:01:42 | Death | Rooster128 | |
| 00:01:44 | Death | Natalie Portman | |
| 00:01:44 | Kill | NumberOneSon | Natalie Portman |
| 00:01:48 | FlagGrab | FecalMatter | |
| 00:01:50 | Death | KungFooPanda | |
| 00:01:50 | Kill | The D_e_V_i_L | KungFooPanda |
| 00:01:51 | Kill | Rooster128 | FecalMatter |
| 00:01:51 | Death | FecalMatter | |
| 00:01:51 | FlagDrop | FecalMatter | |
| 00:02:01 | FlagGrab | The D_e_V_i_L | |
| 00:02:01 | MissionEnd | | |
